Vids vids vids. Reload your batteries.

"You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer. You plan them and fill them on blue paper and hand them to me. And then I dream them Spencer, that's what you do to me, thank you for that, Spencer. You prick."


Righto.
It's time for a video. Or two. Or a few.
It's football time tonight but it doesn't feel right.
What I feel like doing is a bit of the erm... old summary of my favourite videos and all, if you get me?

First of all, this video, I remember it from being a kid. I've been rediscovering it lately and think it's probably what caused my fascination for evolution.

You should all know it, it's Fatboy Slim's "Right here, right now" and it's rather fucking fantabulous.



Then, something that quite much... challenges biology, here for those of you who are into trippy videos and funky music, this my friends, is for you:



The following videos are from my favourite YouTube director, namely; Neil Cicierega
If you're on acid or any other substance I suggest you don't watch this video, your head might end up exploding in some way. Booh, beware. Well actually, no, whatever: do watch it.


But to get the gist of it (if that's humanly possible...) do watch the video it was taken from. All I can say is that song has been stuck in my head for a few days, and I happen to listen to it and tell myself "You think you can mock me Spencer, do you? You think you can capture my essence and throw it back at me with humour and rhethorical devices?" or even things like "You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy." or "There's plenty of applesauce on your plate", etc. But yes, to not think I'm insane and understand what I'm on about do watch this too; creepy and hilarious. And please do tell me if I'm deaf for sometimes hearing "Spenter"?
"I'M CUTTING INTEREST RATES IN HALF, SPENCER, AND I NEED YOUR TEETH!"



And, another from Neil, the genious which is rather hilarious and you've probably seen is this: Word Disassociation. Favourite part is the bridge... best lyrics ever. (highlight being: "Prance omelette stalking chimnee- sweep, eleven hatred earmuff okay, ratrskeller my elusive hula yellow sketching creamy helium gentemanly communiqué!")


Anyway, to move away from Neil for a bit I'll have to be fair and include a video of my own doing, which I personally find rather... interesting.


It is very much inspired by the following, which in my opinion is unbeatable;




Moving on, and doing another flashback, this video should bring back memories for a few of us...


And if like me, you are missing them Arctic Monkeys boys I suggest you watch this too:


And... to end this endless article I seem to have been writing for 4 hours now, I'll post this marvellous video and wish you all luck with your school/college/uni year and exams. To be watched FULLY. Highly worth it.




(ps: extra; if bored and up for a bit of... laughter, well this is feryu.)